Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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