Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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