idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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