OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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