i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
my liver is dry heaving
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
You don't make any sense
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My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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