its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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