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Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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