Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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