Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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