i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
ttyl tear gas
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Randomize