Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I can't trust your balls anymore.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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