If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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