I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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