nut hugger
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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