friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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