dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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