We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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