I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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