i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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