but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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