people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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