I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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