True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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