operation harelip BJ is a go
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
i believe in u and ur pee
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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