thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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