We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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