STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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