Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Randomize
