this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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