so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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