it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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