I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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