I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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