She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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