I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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