i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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