Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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