Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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