im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
