ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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