great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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