She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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