But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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