He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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