I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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