so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
