My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
