so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
Randomize
