can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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