so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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