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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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