I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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