There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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