i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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