2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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